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Smokey Joe

The key to Belize is money. Almost every ass here seems to be corrupted; so, who in the hell can you trust? Just look at our Police Force. Most of our youths who join the Force, do it under pressure, with wife and children. For law and order, just look at a pay day. So again, it is not what you know; it is who in the hell you know, that puts your ass in the limelight and poverty at the same time.

Snoopy is bigger & better than ever

No, I’m not referring to Snoopy the dog of “Peanuts” fame, the creation of the late cartoonist Charles Schultz. The Snoopy I’m talking about are those people and government types who use modern technology to spy on and profit from information, whether aural or visual, that they glean from communications that are supposedly “private.” I feel for those young women who have found out, all too graphically, that their pictures have been hijacked from the Internet but…..

Of this and that

You know, I have come to believe that all this fuss about the missing Venezuelan US$10 million is unnecessary. Let us talk sense, and logic.

Smokey Joe

Words of wisdom: He that speaketh to his friends, even the eyes of his children shall fail. He had swallowed down riches, and he shall vomit them up. Again, the nobles held their peace, and their tongues cleaved to the roof of their mouths. Twenty million U.S. dollars is forty million Belize dollars. The rich and the poor meet together; the Lord is the maker of them both. Excellent speech becometh not a fool; much do lying lips becometh a prince. An evil man seeketh only rebellion; therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him. A fool’s mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. Yes, again, forty million U.S. dollars is only twenty million in this poor country, when you look at it backwards. So, again, you know everything, but not what comes in or goes out. So, to understand this secret, if you were given twenty, you should have gotten forty. And no education is needed for this. The bullsh__ has worked for someone.

Smokey Joe

As I have said three months ago, most of us do not even know what comes into this country, and what the hell goes out. And today, you are hearing about a twenty million dollars, or ten million U.S. dollars. In either case, you as the poverty giver are out a ton of dollars. So where in the hell are the mistakes? So you, Mr. A.G., this bullsh__ is up to you; because here, as a people living in a poor ass country, we all must be a bunch of morons who do not even know the value of twenty U.S. or ten U.S. I have faith in you, Wilfred. Let this sh__ stop here now. We have already lost Mr. Price, who was bringing up a whole lot of thievery, and yet not one sh__ came out of those T.V. hearings. In this case, you are talking about forty million Belize dollars, which is nice pickings.

My views on political reform and associated matters

1. Most of the actions of government which are not in the best interests of the people, are due to the fact that their success at the polls is based on the financial support of large investors. These investors feel entitled to make demands on the government and, the government feels obliged to accede to them.

Smokey Joe

Well, hell. The good, the bad and the ugly have surfaced in the land of the wealth unknown. The problem is what happens next, or who goes where from here. Yes, indeed, only time will show us the way. Let us get the point: was it twenty million or ten? Regardless of the amount, you as a people have been put to shame as beggars. You look, you listen and you learn. The smartest thing about a con artist is always the people behind his ass. Just look at your problems and you will get the point. As they say, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but there is no way in hell you can fool all of the people all of the time. But hell, you need a question mark here in Belize, because every ass here is, or almost always is looking for something free. And for sure, this is how the con man “divide and conquer”. You put him or them in the position to use your brains, so conning you is a pet project to them. Sh__, just look at what you are giving up, just to say “yes, sir”.

We haven’t tried that yet, have we?

When murders and shootings first invaded our traditionally peaceful existence, we objected, and then, because the savage murders and indiscriminate shootings continued, became mentally inured.

The V.P. valve upstairs

Loyalty (to the bone) is a prized commodity. A person you can depend on when you are in need is a treasure. Yap, the quality called loyalty is worth its weight in gold.

Smokey Joe

Most of you so-called Creoles do not even want to be called Africans. Hell, you are afraid of your own shadows. Most of you talk and talk, and do not know one sh__ about the word racism; and you are looking at it directly from Mark Espat and Cordel Hyde, who themselves do not know one sh__ about racism. And this is a wide open story, to the UDP and, most of all, the PUP. And again, not even Mr. X Hyde had paid any attention to this; but then, this is Belize, where most of us do not know what the hell we are. So we accept all the sh__ that floats into the country, and their nepotism increases, and not one ass here needs education to put this bullsh__ together. But all of you think that you are one, and you have been used for their good convenience, while their crooked ass brains work against you. And for sure this has worked against Mark Espat and Cordel Hyde. But then, any ass here with a clear conscience and a strong mind can see this; and for sure, the best help that any voter in this City has gotten is from these two.

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