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Ludicrous same sex marriage in Christian lands

FeaturesLudicrous same sex marriage in Christian lands
There are many ideas about marriage. Some people don’t believe in it. Most people believe in it. Some people believe in marriage to more than one spouse. Most people believe in marriage to one spouse only.
 
Marriage is easy for some, and difficult for others. People write great volumes about marriage, how to make it work. People write small volumes about how to break it up. One constant everywhere is the primary purpose of marriage, that is, that it is to provide a stable environment for the nurture of a nation’s children. Except for a few very selfish individuals, there is no argument about that.
 
So why in the world do homosexuals want to marry when that activity is all about sex(?) without having children?
 
Siring/raising/loving (nurturing) children, is the ultimate act of selflessness. Boy, men who love children know the stresses of bringing them up. Men who love children know the sacrifices, and the prayers sent up to heaven everyday for their well-being.
 
Men who have had their wiring adjusted, noh mind other man di touch up dehn body, don’t want to deal with that*. They want to be free of such worries, to be gay. Well, they are. So, why the heck do they want to be married?
 
The word is that homosexuals want the financial benefits of marriage. They want the tax breaks given to married couples — to help married couples afford to pay for their children’s food, clothing, and education. All the laws set up to protect and encourage business relationships are not sufficient for them. To heck with company law, they want the church law blessed by the state.
 
You don’t have to study Freud to know that a few males (a miniscule number) are affected by something in the womb. You don’t have to study Freud either to know that the vast majority of homosexuals fall into that trap because of culture, pain they experienced growing up (some youngsters have low thresholds for psychological pain), or other trauma (this world is rough).
 
Some males are so down by a broken relationship that they contemplate suicide. What an opportune moment for the friendly neighborhood homosexual to pounce with a shoulder to lean on! Then there are those males who absolutely abhor work. A lazy person is a weak person, a prime suspect for the friendly neighborhood homosexual and his fat paycheck!
 
Men who live with women love children, and/or they have a very strong attraction to some of females’ exciting body parts. The camaraderie goes with the turf. Chatting with women is different from chatting with men. Men who love to talk a lot enjoy a good charlar with women. Men who love to listen enjoy hearing them talk about this and that and tarra too. Some silent men don’t too much care for chatter from anyone, so marriage proves a little difficult.
 
It is easier for some men to live alone, or to share their lives with other males. A man living with males could cuss and talk sleknis and leave their dirty socks on the floor and whatever else lying about the place without fear of being…terrorized. Braa, such a man wouldn’t even have to bathe at night because he wouldn’t give a damn if anyone is offended by his “arm” scent.
 
The CNN ticker is relentless. Every day brings more news of strange happenings in the world that calls itself “developed.” These developed people force us to jail hardworking young men for a couple sticks of weed. I heard the other day that they were demanding that we backward peoples decriminalize homosexuality. Well, I have never heard of a Belizean lawman breaking down anybody’s door to arrest homosexuals for committing buggery, so they can rest easy about that over here. (Matter of fact, if you believe everything you hear (I don’t), this behavior is rampant in high society).
 
The hot talk about now is homosexual marriages being sanctioned in prominent cities and states in the USA. With American cities tumbling before the homosexual panzers, it is only a matter of time before a couple farad local homosexuals try to hitch themselves with wedding ring at one of our local chapels. Someone smart told me not to worry, that it is just a fad. I am thinking that there is a good reason why the Muslims don’t give an inch. In the land of the Christians the homosexuals are taking over the whole yard.
 
* In this world people who adopt children do so because they can’t have any. Or because they have great hearts and every child they see they fall in love with.
 
In some ridiculous “developed” societies homosexuals have adopted children. The “wiring” in homosexuality is about not having children. So, for them it must be like taking on a new dog, or a pet monkey in the house.
 
 
Noh be simple like Sunkutu
 
My fellow Belizeans, noh mek wi be like John Watler’s fool fool Sunkutu (Sunkutu’s UFO Experience), who bawled very loudly when he discovered that the US Government was offering $5 million (US) for the UFO that he had just sold as “scrap metal” to a Mexican junkman…for $100 (BZ). After that episode no one ever heard from Sunkutu again. The wager is that after bawling his eyes out he went and drowned himself in porque.
 
Some people are too obtuse, dense in the skull to know when their ship has come in. We want money, but we don’t recognize that the gunk under our feet is black gold. Aliens are big money. This Raelian group is making us an offer that can make us instantly rich. We don’t want them, but we can use their money. Well, the path forward does not have to be charted by a rocket scientist. Wily local lawyers who studied at the Dragten School of Property Acquisition from the Old, the Senile, the Uneducated, and the Gullible have trod that road, opened picado before.
 
The Government should roll out the red carpet for our visitors. Let them build the UFO airport, then have Foreign Minister Elrington declare them persona non grata, take away their visas, put them on a sailing lighter flying a Friend Glenn ship of fortune flag, and set them to sea in the next strong Northwester that blows our way. Look, the only thing that can go wrong here is if Foreign Minister Elrington is as scared of aliens as he is of Guatemalans. I think we should take our chances.

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